Freaky Friday by: Lil Dicky

[Intro]

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Lil Dicky, ooh

Mustard on the beat, ho

[Verse 1]

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I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)

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Iâ€m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)

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There,€s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)

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I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)

I told him I,m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)

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Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)

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Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)

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Ohh, I can sing so well

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Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)

Wait, can I really say the n-word?

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What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?

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Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga

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You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y,€all niggas

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'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga

I'€m that nigga

[Chorus]

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I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

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Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

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But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways

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(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

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I can'€t believe that it's Freaky Friday

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Yeah, it€'s Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

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I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black

[Verse 2]

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(Ring ring) What the fuck?

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I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)

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Ugh, what the fuck?

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This shit is real weak

How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?

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Walking down the street and ain'€t nobody know my name (whoa)

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Ain'€t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)

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Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'€m black or my controversial past

I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)

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Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)

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Why his momma calling all the time?

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Leave me the fuck alone, bitch

Wait, if I'm in Dicky'€s body, Breezy is who?

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Hope my daughter's in school

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Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?

What would I do?

[Chorus]

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I woke up in Chris Brown'€s body (oh yeah)

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Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

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But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways

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(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

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I can't believe that it'€s Freaky Friday

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Yeah, it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

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I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick

[Verse 3]

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?

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I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk

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I'€m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk

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Snap a flick of my junk

My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck

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Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in

I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am

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I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in

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I don't know who that is

Wait, who the fuck he think he is?

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Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)

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Walked up to that motherfucker

Wait, think it through for a sec

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If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself

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But wait, I love myself

That was the key, now we're switching back

[Chorus]

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I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

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Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

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But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways

(I can't believe)

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I can'€t believe that it's Freaky Friday

[Outro]

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Wait, what the fuck?

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And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body

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It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was

What the fuck again?

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I'm DJ Khaled

Why am I yelling?

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Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner

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I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)

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Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn

I'€m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman